Wednesday, 15 May 2013

Why always me???


Only difference between me and Balotelli is his, "why always me?" is in relation to greatness but my "why always me?" is a genuine question. Today started ok, I was jamming and chillaxing with my Prince in the car on the way to work. I then went on the train and was chatting away with Jessica...I transferred to the central line at Stratford...Got off the tube, went in to my bag to check my emails on my phone and it was gone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



 That was only the beginning of my troubles....I didn't h ave the best day at work, but tbh don't feel like discussing this further. I left work with great anticipation of a boxing class at the gym. I forgot my kit was in the boot so I entered the gym then had to go all the way back down to the carpark. The security guy opened the gate and I walked all the way to the car before I realised...my keys were gone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


It made me think of this joker:

So I missed my boxing class, which means I'm one step further from reaching my target of looking like this:


Prince is so disappointed in me...since I haven't actually trained for at least the past month. Today was supposed to be the start of my hardcore regime but after life knocks you down like it did me today...you only find comfort in lazyness and food. I'm slipping faster than mufasa when scar pushed him off the cliff...



Prince asked me today...don't you have a wedding dress you need to fit into? If a girl on road had said that to me..I would have reacted like this...



But he's my baby so I didn't let it get to me instead I thought of what every successful person always says...if you do something you are passionate about you will be great...So I got to thinking about my next career move:


There are lots of suffering people who are struggling to put on weight...this could be my expertise...


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