Just after midnight, Prince and I watched Tyler Perry's movie, Temptation: Confessions of a marriage counsellor. An ambitious married woman's temptation by a handsome billionaire leads to betrayal, recklessness, and forever alters the course of her life. Now, after reading that blurb I thought it was going to be quite a standard film but omd was I wrong! That film was emosh and it made me question my whole life! I even dreamt about it. I hate doing things for free but this film was so emosh that even though I'm not getting paid to publicise it...I gotta say please watch that movie. The critics on IMDB were hating and Kim Kardashian really didn't do a bad job...I kinda even liked her character..honest without the fluff.
This morning the impossible happened...I managed to squeeze into size 10 jeans. I thought it would be good to share a few tips so for both my ladies and men who are on the larger side of life..
- Lie Down. An oldie but a goodie, get the jeans up as far as you can then lie flat on your bed. Suck in your stomach while you shimmy them on...
- Raise your knees. You are better off exhaling first and then holding your breath to get all the excess air out.
- Kick and move around like a crazy person. In order to actually get the jeans on you'll need to squirm and push your way in. Nothing that is worth it, is easy.
Your only other option is to wear them unbuttoned. Many women do this. All you need is a longer shirt or tank top under your shirt that can hide the unbuttoned jeans. You could try using a rubber band looped through the button hole and fastened to the button, or tuck the unbuttoned flaps in. #desperatetimes
After putting on my 11 year old sisters jeans...buttoned I may add. I went to the High Street for outreach with my church. This was fantastic! It was raining and cold but our spirits were high! We danced and had so much jokes...I nearly forgot that my circulation was being cut off.
I came home got out of the jeans as fast I can and watched Wigan beat Man City #epic
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