1. Bridal party - Main culprits: Makda Sahelu, Jessica Onah and One that doesn't want to be named
2. Where am I going to live???
3. Marrying a Personal Trainer/Gym Manager
I'm going to attack the 3rd problem today - just to clarify it's not 100% a problem because my h2b is an AMAZING PT & GM; there are just a few aspects of it that slightly, ok majorly get on my nerves. Luckily I'm not the jealous type (Major LOL)
Let me set the scene...girls walk into the gym and they see him looking like this:
And I go into the gym feeling like this:
Surrounded by girls who look like this:
Safe to say this is a problem! But anyone who knows me will testify that I don't focus on my problems...
I focus on solutions! I play to win! Failing is not an option!
Therefore, I have decided to give up my Big Tasty and replace it with a dry salad, give up sleeping and focus on my Insanity Workout and ultimately give up happiness and become depressed! Because the truth is you cannot lose weight until you are clinically depressed!!!
I officially have 99 days to either pray for a miracle, get depressed or make use of the fact that I'm marrying a PT in order to fit into the wedding dress I decided to buy 2 sizes smaller...#smartmove
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