Bridezilla Mode Activated

These 2 girls are possibly the most annoying people on the planet. They go by the name of Jessica and Makda respectively - please see picture below:

(If you see them in public feel free to spontaneously slap them)

P***a and S******l

I genuinely don't know how I've managed to put up with these guys for the past 4.5 years when they can't grasp or execute simple tasks.

There are 3 simple duties they need to fulfill:

Emotional Support 
I may at times feel overwhelmed from the details of planning and dealing in general with a guy like Prince. As bridesmaids and supposedly good friends, they should  pitch in when needed and stop the general public from raining on my parade!!! Instead these 2 jokers have taken it upon themselves to be the source of my issues instead of the solution.

The Bridal Shower
The gathering where I get showered with gifts! Makda was supposed to plan this fun gathering without my involvement but I guess a 1st Economics bsc degree does not prepare you for the real world! Is it really too much to ask to gather approx 40 females under one roof, organise some food and entertainment - inform the guests that I will be opening all their gifts publically to ensure they are decent??? A real bridesmaid would make sure that this event was her priority but not Makda - she decided to book a holiday to Israel 94 days before the wedding, wrote me a formal email to say she would hand over her responsibility and has threatened on many occassions to ruin my day! This behaviour is not acceptable and hopefully when she gets back from Israel and walks where Jesus walked her mind will be transformed!

The Bachelorette Party
I was sooo happy the day my lovely, amazing, charming Prince gave me the green light to go abroad for my bachelorette party! I called Jessica straight away to tell her to get to planning - she and Dami were meant to organise the trip of a lifetime. However, as I hit the 100 days till my wedding mark, I wanted to know how plans were going... I was told that everything was amazing and we'd be jetting off to an unkown location. Jessica decided to call me when I was at work to inform me of the new plans for my hen night...I saw red and bridezilla mode was activated. It was the last straw!!!What I want is very simple and I don't want excuses, I don't want opinions, I just want results!


Disclaimer: I love these guys very much and I'm sure both events will be amazing...

Please watch from 1:05 #hint #thatisall