Guess who's back???

*No offence*

Okie, like JME would say, it's time to get serious!!! My last couple of blogs have been flops coz tbh time goes so fast these days..by the time I get home, feed the Prince, it's bed time. Today, I have decided to make time out of my ridiculous schedule to update you on this mess I call a life.

I still haven't watched the Game of Thrones episode that everyone was hyping about because:

1. I'm a cocuple of episodes behind

2. I never have any time

3. I don't rate my life

I know people who never hype about anything, but when this episode dropped, they got more hype than ravers when POW comes on in a rave. So, I'm pretty sure the episode is going to be fully on point!

Still haven't found any where to live but have a couple of viewings lined up...we're going to be living somewhere in East London. My mum is not too pleased and has said she is NEVER going to visit us unless we live max. 30 minutes away. But, she always says things of that nature so I'm not taking her too seriously...

However, if you know me, you'll know I always have a back up plan! I checked travel lodge and staying there for a whole month, will come up to the same as staying in a decent apartment...See where I'm going? All bills included...maids cleaning the room...room service!!!

Another thing I am yet to do...buy material for my lacemaids! I have been completely ignoring their existence but I have given myself a deadline to get it sorted! Wth is wrong with me! Either my girls are amazingly patient or they don't really care or they don't have money to spend on material. Actually, it could be a combination of the reasons above or even all 3. I have decided not to loose any friends over this wedding, just demote people to spectators. The amount of ridiculous excuses I've heard from people who are basically just flops is incredible. I just pretend like what they said is perfectly understandable then laugh about it with Jessica and Prince. It's not 2 faced, it's keeping the peace...ok, maybe it's a little 2 faced but if you were not such a flop, it wouldn't happen. Yup, I'm talking about you. If you ask me, if this is about you and I deny it...it's still about you. KMT!

I did so well on my exercise and dieting last week! But this week I actually haven't been bothered...I've been starving myself for half of the day, then eating like a mad person for half of the day. So basically I'm probably eating the right amount of calories butr not in a smart way so my body might just store up the food as fat etc etc.Going zumba tonight to make myself feel better, then will try and do a couple of boxing vids before I go sleep, so as Tiffany Rothe says, " I can be a boxer babe"!

 I also bought some new gym clothes coz when I look better, I feel better. "You must not feel good very often!", is probably what my sister who doesn't like to be named is saying in her head right now!!! Bite me!!!!!!!!!

Jessica my amazing Maid of Honour, has sorted out my make up artist and pretty much everything else coz like I said previously she's amazing. I dedicate my come back blog to her coz I appreciate the crap out of her for keeping me sane and organised...

Lol, funny thing is..she doesn't even really care about the title and I know for a fact that with or without the title she would still do everything that she's doing now coz love looks past bridezilla behaviour #truestories

Kmt

I've started neglecting this blog...gonna take it more seriously from tomorrow. Funny highlight of the day: I pretended I was going to attack Prince and he ran into the door. (Just in case you were wondering why he has a black eye)

Giving notice...

Today we went to give notice to the registrar, it was jokes! It was like a mini interrogation. They wanted to know if I actually knew Prince and vice versa. They even spoke to us separately to make sure our answers were legit.

Only exercise I managed to do was the plank this morning...

tomorrow I'm going to have to go fully in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Or I won't reach my target for this week...

Prince and I did a lot of planning today and I feel much better about the next couple of months. #progress

xoxo

04.30

I woke up at half 4 today coz Prince was opening the gym and I had to set up for an event..I was sooooooooooooooooo tired, felt like my life just didn't make any sense! Really??????????? Is my life that deep??????????

We got to the gym just before 6 so I decided to train for an hour. I went to the studio, put on my workout routine on my iPad and started working out! Lol, just realised I haven't told you guys about Princes new hair cut....he's trying out the bald look. It's different. So anyway, I saw his head at the door as she forced his way through my barriers. He looked at me lovingly and said, stop the nonsense that you are doing and get yourself on a treadmill! To be fair, the video that I was doing made me look like I was auditioning to be a video girl, but it really does work the muscles and is fun at the same time. 

I made an executive decision to do the videos for only 20 minutes and jumped on the cross trainer. Now, I have to stress, at that time in the morning my energy levels were pretty low so I needed something to give me a boost! I tried to watch some Tv on my machine to distract me from the pain but it wasn't working....then I remembered I had made a workout playlist so I went to grab my headphones. 

1st song was, Act a fool - Ludacris. Erm, all I can say is that song is potentially the best workout song ever!!!! Like ever!!! It was like that turbo button in the fast and furious cars had been pushed inside me, I was going so fast I felt sorry for the machine, it as shaking at an alarming rate. The woman who was training next to me, had to get off her machine coz next to me she looked like she wasn't putting any effort into it. After that song the pace was built and I had a great time! The last song I played was Single ladies, and I concentrated on the words for the 1st time in my life. O how time flies, I remember listening to that song in uni and now I'm this weird grown up who has to go to work and plan a wedding. #long

To cut a long story short, my body is now in so much pain that it hurts to sneeze, laugh and pretty much breathe. I'm being showered with compliments about my new body from people who haven't seen me in a while. Just makes me think, I must have got pretty big, if they think this size is good! Or maybe it's because Prince is a personal trainer and can guess my body fat by just looking at me. Or maybe, it's because they want me to stop workimg out so I can look big on my big day, HATERS!!!! I will have my #wedding-body #honeymoon-body #beach-body no matter what!!!!!

Exactly 2 months 2 go!!!!!!!

Omg!!!!!!!! It is actually coming "thick and fast" as Prince would say. I don't even know what to say... Even though it feels like I've known Prince for ages, it still feels so new! You know that feeling when you get new clothes, you wear it and you walk down the street like a super model...I still feel that way when I walk with Prince down the road, which to be fair never happens coz we drive everywhere, coz we lazy!

Anyways, 2 months is here and I still don't feel like we are anywhere near ready! (For the wedding, not marriage) I keep hearing of other peoples weddings and how amazing they are and I just want mine to be amazing too!!! But at the same time, we are not going to borrow any money for this wedding and we've only had 7 months to prepare so when I put things into perspective, it will def be decent! 

Finding somewhere to live has been jokes! No luck yet, we may have to live in a shelter or something! Love conquers all. #lol Money will never dictate whether we are happy or not! The reason why we ain't found somewhere has nothing to do with money...Prince is fussy!!!!! He doesn't like ground floor, open plan or gardens!!! No search engine can handle his demands!

As is life. 2 months 2 go. Still can't wait 2 marry my Prince.

Lol!!!!!!!?!??!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm writing this post on my iPad and when I scrolled through my pics for 1 of Prince, I genuinely thought this was him:

This is my baby:

Worst day ever...like ever

It was so bad, I actually don't even want to talk about it.

Drained - MK Edition

All these last minute blogs are getting on my nerves...need to start making more time for it during the day. Today, I kinda have an excuse because I spent the morning working out, eating small portions, house hunting and napping. After this, Prince came to pick me up to go to a wedding.

The wedding was so fabulous it made me realise how far I am from the things I have to do fore my own wedding. That sentence probably didn't make any sense, but you get what I mean! A lot has to be done! Everything was so on point from the decorations to the dress to the food...Why is MY life so deeeeep???

63 days to the wedding...forget that....63 days till I'm married....Jessica advised me to get married friends because I'm not going to be fun to hang around with anymore...